Besides lovemaking and singing in the shower, there aren’t many human activities where there is a greater difference between a person’s self-delusional ability and actual ability than in poker. - Steve Badget

A king can do no wrong … unless it runs into an ace. - Anonymous

I never go looking for a sucker. I look for a Champion and make a sucker of of him. - "Amrillo" Slim Preston

In the absence of any mathematical explanation, one thing is for certain; if you engage in games of chance long enough, the experience is bound to affect the way you see God. Successfully draw to an inside straight three hands in a row, and you’ve got to be blessed. But if you’re the person drawn out on, the one whose trip aces just got snapped for the third time, you will go home feeling cursed. - Andy Bellin, Poker Nation

Everybody today knows what I learned back then because it's in all the poker books. But nobody knew the right way to play back in those days - Doyle Brunson