WOW, gay I typed up a whole mess and its gone. I don't feel like redoing it. UGH...........
...keep in mind I already did this once, and I don't like leaving it hanging, so here it effing goes....
in a nutshell of course.
Last night...I played the FERG and won another $1T. YES I RULE. But let me say, it was pretty hard to get it, with 2700 billion people in it, it usually drops quick style bc only 100 get the dollar. At 500 people, the BB were almost at 10K, so I was constantly having to go all-in almost every round, luckily I made some stellar calls and survived to the end, with 50K to spare. I know, I am amazing at lasting.
While I was playing the Ferg, I was also in one of donkhard.com's freerolls. I was ballin and getting cards like no other. People hated it though, especially a CREW that has come to harass me almost everyday. Maybe they remember me from freerolls?? haha. I'm tellin ya, everyday, a crew from ************ drinks a whole bunch of haterade finds me on FTP and releases on me. I am famous. At first, I maybe thought I was being a cool donk and calling with bad cards, but no, ugh, they were just hating to hate. NAME AND AVATAR haters. I love those peeps. I showed everytime that they were beat B4 the flop, and AFTER....haha, there's why. j/k So whatever, MUTE, or else I was going to glitter them back with all the nice words they were saying to me.
Final table comes and I have about 40K, everyone else has more or less the same. My BB, AK, by the time it gets around to me, I had two of those haterade drinkers putting me all in. I did it, and took both of them out. GLITTER comes flying at me for flopping a K. Sorry? Why did you call with nothing? Because oh ya, you are trying to punk me and show off to your g.f at the table. My tounament life ended when I had pocket 8, someone raises, I call, flop comes 7710, I blast in, calls, shows 34, runner effing runnered 56. My all in was 40K. WTF? LOL, I almost died. My heart pulled and I was sad, all I wanted was to get 6th for over a dollar. No one wants the stupid 81 cents I got jacked with. Punched me in the face with 34. I was prepared like a mofo to lose to 7, but I knew he had crap. =) to seal the deal, biznatch to my R, throws out a, nice call with 34. hahahhahahahhahah ugh, if only we were face to face.
Meanwhile, girl to my right, I'll call her best friend, is just talking mad crap about how good she is and how massive her stack was. (it was pretty massive) Yeah, you're the best, now shut up. (We see each other a lot and she never has anything good to say, not even NH when you get it) She is a bad beat winner, suck out after suck out, but obviously she's doing something right. All I have to say to you is: you are lucky your boys call your all ins with crap, so they GIVE you their chips, yes I said it. Plus, if I wasn't so busy watching my ass from your boys, I'd have some time to go after you. Next time baby, next time.
WHY DO GIRLS LIKE TO HATE ON GIRLS online?? I mean, wtf, I can understand in person, you can see, look, judge, laugh, but online....on FTP, with the cartoon avatars...and names....WEIRD. Same goes with guys that jock the hot avatar girls....WEIRD.